
Look. There are a lot of things I thought I'd be writing about in 2025 — but water being a villain was not one of them. Truly, I didn't call it.
Yet, here we are.
Because apparently we've suddenly gone from being VERY CONCERNED about our water intake and carrying around a 10-litre water bottle at all times (donned with tiny backpacks, food trays and key rings, of course) — to now deciding water is quite literally cursed juice from the depths of Satan's pits.
And we're going to need to discuss.
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It was only last year that our quest towards hydration domination hit a whole other level — evolving into influencers finding alternatives to drinking water for hydration. Chances are, you might've seen those 'WaterTok recipes', showing people mix artificial sweeteners and syrups into their giant water bottles, sending doctors and dentists into an actual spiral.
Now, however, it appears that drinking water is officially… out, with wellness influencers everywhere tapping into the #NoWater trend.