
We live in a terrifying world.
A world where, somewhere out there, a woman is using socks to wipe her bum and for the love of God, no.
Not only her own socks, but her boyfriend’s socks and we are deeply troubled by this entire revelation. Please make it stop.
The sock-wiping-woman’s boyfriend posted to Reddit seeking advice on how to deal with his girlfriend’s extremely odd “habit”, revealing the alarming moment he found a pair of his gym socks in the bin, covered in poo.
Yeah, that’s never a good sign.
“I don’t even know where to start with this. I’m dumbfounded,” he began, and same.
“She just stormed out the house and I’m sitting on the bed asking myself A LOT of questions,” AS ARE WE.
Then, he explained in great detail a confrontation he had had with said girlfriend upon finding the poo-y socks.
It’s… well, behold:
“I live a pretty normal life, and I thought so did my girlfriend. We’ve been together for a few months and after things got serious, we moved in together,” he explained.
“We started sharing a lot of the household responsibilities, but the one thing she was adamant on doing was the laundry. She would come home and find me in the bedroom getting the laundry together and would quickly ask me to go do something else. I’d come back to finish the laundry and she would have already started it. I always thought it was sweet and never her job to do it alone, but hey, if it makes her happy to do it all the time, I wouldn’t stop her.”