My whole life, I’ve been running late.
It’s a little commendable, really. The consistency with which I am always late.
It comes from a few factors, including a) a fundamental misunderstanding of how time works, b) the tendency to avoid everything when things get stressful (i.e. time), and c) general life disorganisation which then makes efficiency in crucial moments impossible.
But after hearing about the strategy one professor uses to stop students being late, I’m terrified. Because while the prospect of being on time seems… silly, this professor’s alternative is genuinely sickening.
HE MAKES THEM DANCE.