Since making my foray into parenthood I have learned many practical skills. And it pains me that I can’t add any of them to my CV.
Honestly, mastering the art of distraction to seamlessly clip a wriggly one-year old into a pram or car seat? Surely that deserves some recognition?
Being able to breastfeed an infant while cooking dinner, unpacking the dishwasher and also fielding a two-and-a-half year-old’s questions about the sky/the green sheep/dinner/their hair/their bedtime? That level of multitasking takes time to hone.