
Netflix just made a Christmas rom-com about a snowman and I guess we're just doing anything now, huh? We're in a romantic male lead scarcity crisis and this frozen hunky statue is the cure.
Hot Frosty dropped on Netflix in recent weeks, the latest in a cheesy Christmas movie schedule that will see viewers enjoying four new festive films — including one where Chad Michael Murray plays a stripper.
Delightful!
But in Hot Frosty, we're going wholesome and whimsical with a plot that boldly asks the question, 'what if you hooked up with your local snowman this Christmas'?
Much like Taylor Swift's album Red, the central character is a scarf.
Lacey Chabert — of Mean Girls fame — stars as Kathy, a widow who is simply trying to make it through the festive season without her late husband. She's frazzled, her house is falling apart, she's not doing so well.
Then, her mate Dottie gives her a scarf, after telling a weird story about how she wore a scarf this one time and met the love of her life. It was one of those classic Hallmark moments where the audience knows they want to move the plot along, but can't be bothered to make it happen organically, so they just have a stilted conversation that lays it all out. Signature to the genre, really.
"You'll never find the warmth unless you venture into the cold," Dottie tells Kathy, handing her a big red scarf.
Wow, I wonder if Kathy will venture into the cold? Kathy ventures into the cold that very same night to wrap the scarf round an oddly detailed and handsome snowman. The snowman magically comes to life.