Gyrating and mathematics: Australia reacts to tonight's predictable episode of The Bachelor.

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Wednesday night’s episode of The Bachelor was, well, it was predictable.

Sorry Helena, but we all knew Matt Agnew was ushering you into that limo. We think even you knew Matt Agnew was ushering you into that limo.

Side note – Mamamia meets The Bachelor Matt Agnew. Post continues after video.

Despite being 99.99 per cent sure of how it was going to pan out, this episode was still worth a watch.

It had seaplanes. It had maths equations. It had a super yacht. It had beach gyrating. And it had an awkward conversation.

Here’s how Australia reacted to Wednesday night’s episode of The Bachelor Australia 2019.

Matt’s working out montage.

I, too, stand around in a national park looking pensive whilst shirtless #BachelorAu

— Sophie Barlow (@SophieMerryn) September 18, 2019

Chelsie’s mathematical single date.

He didn’t know her last name. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool #bachelorau @TheBachelorAU

— Poppy Penny (@PoppyPenny1) September 18, 2019

Pretty weird putting this Porsche ad in #BachelorAu, given no one who can afford one would be watching this. (This includes me)

— Tosh Greenslade (@ToshGreenslade) September 18, 2019

All they’ve done so far is talk about that they have a mutual like of water, kisses, discussed their seating arrangement and kissed some more #BachelorAu

— ????⌛️Courtney-Renee⌛️???? (@roserising07) September 18, 2019

If Matt doesn’t pick Chelsea he officially doesn’t have any brain cells #BachelorAu

— #1 eraserjoke stan (@_katepea) September 18, 2019

I call BS that Chelsea remembers every small detail #BachelorAu #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XZginhhBEh

— Wonderland (@MFWonderland) September 18, 2019

Me watching Matt and Chelsea’s date… #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/01D1g543aH

— Jayde Cotic (@JaydeCotic) September 18, 2019

That kind of a necklace doesn’t happen if she doesn’t win. #BachelorAu

— Thomas Dang (@ThomasDangPhoto) September 18, 2019

Matt will be more hated than Blake Garvey if he breaks Chelsie’s heart #BachelorAu @TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GcTBA3JkKS

— Cherie n Benni (@CherieNBenni) September 18, 2019

This is the most actual normal time we’ve seen Matt spend with any of the women the whole season and they definitely have to get married #BachelorAU

— Liv Kenney (@livkenney) September 18, 2019

Last week with Helena: What did you do on the red carpet again?

This week with Chelsie: I HAVE CREATED A DATE PERFECTLY DESIGNED FOR YOU WITH A GIFT FROM THE FIRST TIME WE MET..#theBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/H6ilx9qDgx

— Simone (@Sim_oneL) September 18, 2019

If Matt breaks Chelsie’s heart he will have to answer to the entire country #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TkPJ1ophUk

— Hayley (@thisishayley) September 18, 2019

Abbie’s secluded beach single date.

Im already uncomfortable on behalf of the dude driving the boat #TheBachelorAU

— Ashlynn O’Malley (@ashrannomarrey) September 18, 2019

i swear to god if one more person tries to slut shame abbie over what shes wearing #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qx9LdCdCJO

— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) September 18, 2019

Abbie when Matt starts talking science #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/2H7uWeB4tf

— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) September 18, 2019

‘I’m really horny’ #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HqWl9J22vx

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 18, 2019

“Thank god we’re on a private beach” she says, in front of cameras that will broadcast this on national television #TheBachelorAU

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 18, 2019

Abbie and Matt’s date ???? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/kIBOCgWrKs

— Cherie n Benni (@CherieNBenni) September 18, 2019

Watching Abbie and Matt get down to business on the #BachelorAU with my mum like… pic.twitter.com/v01gyWTuSk

— Kavisha Di Pietro (@kavishadipietro) September 18, 2019

Life always looks good from the super yacht #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/sFJLBgEqaI

— Letters To Santa (@SouthPoleHQ) September 18, 2019

Is this date still going on #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/3riURQ4rJJ

— ???????? (@jusyagurl) September 18, 2019

I’ve been doing this job a while now. Tweeting every episode that goes to air. And I am always interested to see how a strong woman powerfully expressing her sexuality makes so many people so uncomfortable. #TheBachelorAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 18, 2019

“I… i… i love you” #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/CFvB1qkzv7

— Tash Cutebricks (@notorioust4sh) September 18, 2019

Helena’s, erm, awkward single date.

Matt – such a car expert ???????????? #Bachelorau #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ztnJJKyEG4

— Wonderland (@MFWonderland) September 18, 2019

Matt I can tell you where helena stands.

She can’t. She just can’t. She can’t. She can’t. She just can’t. #thebachelorau #bachelorau

— Heather (@hethmel) September 18, 2019

@TheBachelorAU
Plane (Chels), Boat (Abbey), Car (Helena). Did we just give a gold, silver, bronze? #TheBachelorAU

— oblivion. (@Oblivionlove1) September 18, 2019

The chemistry on this car ride is unbearable #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/WHgK7Lt9sZ

— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) September 18, 2019

Matt’s got the detective hat on again ???? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/PiKprLt72N

— Wonderland (@MFWonderland) September 18, 2019

The women on this show: I just don’t really like talking about my feelings.

Me: #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/QZ9g9PimPF

— anna spargo-ryan (@annaspargoryan) September 18, 2019

The rose ceremony.

Osher’s whispering, dulcet tone is everything. #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/t3XqCHeNTL

— Rach B (@Raychi85) September 18, 2019

I have strong feelings for Helena #TheBachelorAU #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/iCbrYAufWA

— Wonderland (@MFWonderland) September 18, 2019

How quiet am I tonight? #TheBachelorAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 18, 2019

Dad’s impression of Matt’s face changes at the rose ceremony @TheBachelorAU #TheBachelorAU ???? pic.twitter.com/EMe04yMWTS

— Bachie Dad Bants (@DadBachie) September 18, 2019

it’s the osher ASMR hour, boys #TheBachelorAU

— erin ???? (@lehnsherrss) September 18, 2019

This is a funeral.
The funeral for someone’s romantic dreams. #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/Oomf6ElNDG

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 18, 2019

Helena right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Gv2Ci8EkxV

— Scotty McDonald (@Scotty_McDonald) September 18, 2019

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