
I solemnly swear that this Harry Potter reboot is up to no good.
Don't get me wrong, I am a massive Harry Potter fan; I'm one drunken night away from getting a lightning bolt tattoo on my forehead. So when I heard that HBO was rebooting the wizarding world as a series, exploring the books in more detail, I was positively rapt.
Finally, I thought, we get to see all the things that the films missed. Peeves the Poltergeist. The O.W.L. exams. Ginny's Bat-Bogey Hex. Ginny's entire personality, for that matter.
But, Merlin's Beard, the more I learn about this reboot, the more it reminds me of Hogwarts' Defence Against the Dark Arts teaching position: Cursed.
Here's why…
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Harry Potter and the missing time-turner.
Straight up, some people just think this reboot is unnecessary. One being, ahem, the real-life son of the original Dumbledore, played by Richard Harris.
"I mean, why do it? I don't understand. The films were fantastic, leave them alone," Jared Harris told The Independent, confirming he wasn't interested in reprising his late father's role.