
The Kimpton Fitzroy hotel in London is on the swanky side.
A 5-star 19th century building with modern interiors and rooms so lush we’d cough up a lung to grace the marble free-standing bath with our presence.
It costs $1,788 a night as part of the Goop in Health wellness retreat package.
So it must be damn lushness personified in room form. Yes?

After settling in and sleeping like the queen of Goop herself (Gwyneth Paltrow) on crisp white Kimpton-y sheets that we can only guess are laced with some rare thread from a near extinct silkworm, it's time to start day one of Goop's first ever UK wellness weekend.