In case you missed it, it’s festival season in Australia.
That’s if the barrage of glitter-covered boobs (yes, really), sequin-emblazoned festival pictures on your Instagram feed over the last week hadn’t given the game away.
Yes, people have voluntarily given up a warm bed, proper toilet and WiFi to camp in a field with hundreds of thousands of strangers. Oh, and listen to some music.
But over the last few years or so, the tunes have been overtaken by something even flashier – the outfits.