"I'm so fragile." 35 women share their most cringe-worthy Facebook statuses.

The late noughties to the early twenty-tens weren’t a great time for social media.

It was the early days of Facebook, and most of us did not use it wisely. When the social media platform asked: “What’s on your mind”, we responded, and did so with glaring levels of mundane honesty.

But that’s okay, because we’ve literally all been there. To prove this, we asked the Mamamia office to share their cringiest Facebook statuses from the past decade, and it was… confronting to say the least.

From self-indulgent humble brags, to the most unnecessary daily life updates, may these statuses float on into the deep, dark recesses of the internet, and never resurface on our Facebook memories ever again.

1. Please take these song lyrics as a reflection of my emotional wellbeing…

2. The pre-Instagram food shot.

3. Why did we do this???

4. A sign of the times...

5. Long live Hamish and Andy.

6. When you have so many emotions that can only be expressed through a four-word Facebook post.

7.  It was a pre-Spotify world.

8. In the words of Kris Jenner: "This is a case for the FBI".

9. Just millennial things...

10. A critic in the making.

11. Conversations that should have been had on Messenger Pt 1.

12. This status still holds up 12+ years later.

13. Messaged received.

14. If you didn't make a single-worded post about going on Schoolies, were you even there?

15. This is probably also how Corey Worthington's infamous house party of 2008 started too.

16. No.

17. Pre #fakenews.

18. The passive aggression is palpable.

19. When you leave your phone unattended and your friends hack your Facebook profile </3.

20. Tru.

21. This is the opposite of a thirst trap.

22. A travel epic in four parts.

23. How much do you love bubblewrap?

24. 2008 was a banner year for this person.

25. When you treated your Facebook page like your diary pt 1.

26. When you treated your Facebook page like your diary pt 2.

27. When you treated your Facebook page like your diary pt 3.

28. This is a bit melodramatic, no?

29. *Fall Out Boy plays in the background*

30. So are we.

31. Pre-Netflix and no chill.

32. FYI.

33. Zoom zoom. 

34. Enough said.

35. TMI

What was the cringiest post you ever made on your Facebook? Tell us in a comment below. This is a safe space.