Welcome to Best and Worst.
Best and Worst is the place where the Mamamia community comes together to discuss the highs and lows of our respective weeks.
So, let’s just say that your week consisted of starting a running program and being shat on by a bird. One person’s response to their week might be:
Best: I started a new running program. I like exercise.
Worst: A bird shat on my head. Gross.
But, another person’s response might be:
Best: A bird shat on my head. I now feel super lucky.
Worst: I started a new running program. Ugh. I hate running so much. Does anyone have any tips?
Everyone got it? Good, I’ll start:
Best: I went to the top level jazz ballet class and nobody died!
Disclaimer: this story requires a lot of exposition.
I’ve been taking dance lessons at the same suburban studio since I was eight years old. This is an excellent arrangement for locally located physical fitness/the acquisition of contortion-esque party tricks. However, being the sort of suburban dance studio that accepts eight-year-olds, it closes during school holidays.
This presents a problem for me, because my body not close over the school holidays. In fact, the big hole on the face part of my body is frequently opened during the summer break. Often for Christmas ham and ice cream. So, I decided that I would counter this by buying a class package for an adult dance studio.