
If you have any plans for Tuesday, April 10, you need to cancel them RIGHT NOW.
Yes, even if it’s that dentist appointment you finally booked after putting it off for 18 months because you’re 100 per cent sure the dentist will know you’re lying when you say you floss every day.
Even if it’s your child’s all-important recorder recital. Or your sister’s boyfriend’s niece’s neighbour’s birthday party (wait… why are you even going to that anyway?)
You need to clear your schedule of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that will get in the way of you getting one of 100,000 free scoops of ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
See? It’s totally worth it. And there’ll be plenty more recorder recitals to come (sorry).
