Attention everyone: The choker trend has gone too far. I repeat, the choker trend has gone too far.
As if girls pulling the shoelaces off their Converses to tie around their necks wasn’t bad enough, now Forever 21 has gone and invented a choker neck brace.
Oh yes, dearest reader friends, a choker neckbrace.
Not sure what I mean? Take a look for yourself…
While the bizarro accessory isn't yet available to purchase on the retailer's site (we shall wait with bated breath) it IS modeled here with an equally stylish Star Wars jersey.
What. An. Outfit.
Does anyone want to find this in their Christmas stocking?
... Anyone?
Unsurprisingly the, erm, osteopathically supportive garment has sent the ~interwebz~ into quite a tizzy.
Ok chokers are getting out of hand... Is this a neck brace? pic.twitter.com/iYBpniYYmb
— Agege Bread (@AsToldByIjeoma) November 29, 2016
need a neck brace... i mean choker? check out forever21!!! pic.twitter.com/eZw4uHcw8x
— Courtney Deist (@Miss_Courtneyyy) December 4, 2016
Ya'll taking this choker fad too far...shorty wearing a neck brace ???? pic.twitter.com/3QQLFD7q9v
— papi mike ???????? (@MagicMiiike) November 30, 2016
This choker trend has girls out here wearin neck braces pic.twitter.com/jjA51OVUeG
— mags (@maggiepalazzo) November 29, 2016
If the Forever 21 designers are reading this, abort this crazy accessory mission pls. PLS. It is time to stop now. Like, right now. WHAT DID BARE NECKS EVER DO TO YOU GUYS? WHY MUST YOU HATE THEM SO?
Did I miss the memo that necks are suddenly inherently raunchy? Are they the new nipples or vulvas something?
I can't even remember what the common neck looks like and I'm scared.
If anyone needs me, I'll be under my desk.
