He’s finally 18 and he’s ready to ROCK YOUR WORLD. Comrades, we know you’ve been waiting for this day: Justin Bieber finally has a sex doll. Named Just-In Beaver. Who has waited “18 years to stick his lil dicky in something sticky”.
Excuse us while we THROW UP OUR BREAKFAST.
Thanks to Hurricane Vanessa for bringing it to our attention.
This is why you’re not supposed to fall for the good looking bloke a few desks down from you in the open plan office.Because no matter how it works out, you could be forced to go to very awkward joint meetings together down the track.
And if you’re Hollywood’s ‘most troubled couple’, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Then that meeting comes complete with a press conference, intimate interview with someone you’ve never met before and several million sets of eyes and ears paying attention.
The famous couple have been interviewed together for the first time since Kristen’s cheating scandal broke earlier in the year. The pair are doing joint promotion for the final installment of the Twilight movie series, and sat together to chat to MTV news:
Opinions are divided on whether their lovey-dovey behaviour is genuine, or the work of a PR stunt. Your thoughts? We’re leaning towards “genuine” but that might come from watching too many episodes of Oprah. Go here to read more about the interview.