There are moments in life that confirm there is definitely a higher power. Sittin’ up there. Just chillin’. Watchin’ over you.
These moments… they’re uplifting; they’re transcendental; they melt your soul into a blubbery heap in the best way possible and re-assure you that there IS good in the world.
Here are those moments… the very best life has to offer:
- When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide (assume this is what heroin feels like).
- Waking up and discovering it's only 2am. The actual best.
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- Flipping your pillow over to the side that's all fresh 'n' cold.
- When the little man turns green RIGHT as you approach the crossing and you don't even have to stop walking.
- When your bus or train pulls into the station as you're arriving.
- When you're cold to the bone - shivering, goosebumps, blue lips - and hop in a steaming hot shower.
- When you have nothing to do with your hands so you put 'em in your pockets... and find a $50 note.
- When the waiter brings your food just as you return from the bathroom.
- When you slice open the perfect avocado (honestly better than sex).
- Squeezing a substantial blob of toothpaste out of a tube you thought was empty.
- When you actually have the perfect size Tupperware for your leftovers.
- When you want to cancel on someone because you're not in the mood AND THEN THEY CANCEL ON YOU.
THE. BEST.
What have we missed? What makes YOU lifegasm?