Well, that final Farmer Wants A Wife dinner was unhinged.

Farmer Wants A Wife is galloping towards the finish line, but last night's episode delivered a surprising hurdle.

It was time to drag the two remaining farmers to a fancy dinner in Sydney, where they don't know what cutlery to use and have never heard of rosé (??).

Farmer Corey's ladies' night was pretty tame. Aside from Keeley saying her personality would complement Corey's better than Chloe's, there was no major drama between his finalists.

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It was another story for Jack's trio of finalists whose dinner came with a side of painfully awkward tension, thanks to Sarah's frankly unhinged antics.

'I'm not here to make friends but I am here to make great TV.' Image: Seven.

Before the waiter even had time to deliver a bread basket, frontrunner Sarah turned to Hayley and Olivia to politely tell them to back off, b**tches.

"As happy as I am for your connections, I think I have a little bit of a stronger connection with Jack," Sarah decided to announce to the other women over a three-hour dinner.

"I have a more romantic, physical connection. Does that make you girls feel any particular way?"

Honestly, never change, Sarah.

'Umm, kinda hungry tbh!' Image: Seven.

The girls don't take the bait. Hayley says that she doesn't compare herself to Sarah.

Sarah then tells the women she feels threatened by them, and she would feel 'unnerved' if Jack were to kiss another girl.

Reminder, Sarah: kissing other girls is a big part of this show.

By this stage, Hayley was very much Over It™. "Sarah spoke a lot about her experiences. For me, when I'm having a conversation, I try to be as inclusive as I can when speaking in a group," she said in a confessional.

"Jack isn't anyone's boyfriend. He can do what he pleases to do!"

'Don't get me activated, Sarah.' Image: Seven.

Hayley and Olivia then asked Jack why he hadn't kissed them, and this is so awkward, I literally want to climb under that dinner table and die.

"Everyone needs to focus on their connection with me!" Jack pleads at this table of chaos.

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Sarah then turns her attention to poor Olivia, who had an earlier conversation with Jack over whether she wanted kids or not.

"Olivia, you keep saying you're not ready for kids," she begins. "Are you just telling Jack what he wants to hear now…. your answer has changed?"

OMG SARAH. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Olivia explains that she got out of a bad relationship, which made her question whether she wants kids or not. Frankly, she probably should have just said: 'Sarah, mind your damn business!'

'Maybe I can choose whether I bear children or not without Sarah's input, hey.' Image: Nine.

Anyways, Jack rewards Olivia by pulling her to the side for a secret kiss as Sarah quietly plots her death.

In the meantime, sworn enemies Sarah and Hayley were stuck together.

"We had some lovely small talk," Sarah earnestly shares when the dinner resumes. "Hayley had some great views about the weather."

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

"I think the cold breeze is nice," Hayley adds. Again, this is a comedy.

The cold breeze might be nice, but Hayley's ending wasn't, as she was swiftly dumped by Jack at the end of the episode.

So that's that! Farmer Jack and Farmer Corey have two sheilas each left as they head into finale week.

I don't know about you, but my money is on Sarah! That steely gaze cannot be stopped!

Feature image: Seven.