When it comes to unpopular entertainment revelations, there is an embarrassment spectrum we're all working within.
For example, having Disney Channel songs show up unironically in your Spotify Wrapped is an embarrassment that can be explained away with a bit of nostalgia.
While having the Glee cover of Push It hovering on that same list is just taking things a little too far.
The same goes with proclaiming, without a hint of sarcasm, that Love Actually is the greatest film ever made (honestly, the Emma Thompson crying card really saves you here). Yet, on the other hand, if you're still saying Die Hard is your favourite Christmas movie just for shock value, the embarrassment points are not adding up in your favour.
But now I am about to blow all of those blush-inducing revelations out of the water, because the truth of it is I'm an Entertainment Editor who also hosts a daily podcast, with an emphasis on newly released TV shows and movies.
I've watched every prestige new release, usually before the general public gets to lay eyes on them and despite all of this...
I have to admit Emily in Paris is my most watched TV show of the last two years.
Now, not that it helps much at this stage of the game, but I would like the record to reflect that Emily in Paris is in no way my favourite show. In fact, it doesn't even crack my top 20 shows, let alone my top 10.
(When it comes to my top 50 shows, I am willing to talk).