
Imagine for a moment we lived in a world where a very famous and powerful woman, who has 14 children to at least four different fathers, told her team she was taking so many drugs it was affecting her bladder.
Turned up to a work farewell sporting a black eye.
Was embroiled in rumours she had stolen her co-worker's spouse.
And was still hailed as a hero by her boss.
"That world does not exist," Holly Wainwright said on Mamamia's Out Loud podcast.
She was, of course, referring to Elon Musk — Tesla founder, world's richest man and former "special government employee" for the US.
Although Musk may have done most of the things described above, he's not being held to the same level of scrutiny a woman would.
So let's deep dive into the chaos shall we?
The black eye, the farewell and the poaching claims.
The billionaire sparked curiosity last week when he turned up to the White House with a noticeable black eye during the farewell ceremony that marked the end of his 130-day stint as head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
During the Oval Office press conference alongside President Donald Trump, Musk explained the bruising was the result of "horsing around" with his five-year-old son, X Æ A-12.
"I said, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face,' and he did," Musk told reporters, adding, "it turns out even a five-year-old punching you in the face actually does hurt."
During the formal farewell, Trump presented Musk with a golden key to the White House and insisted he wasn't "really leaving," saying the tech mogul would continue to advise him occasionally.