What Donald and Melania Trump were probably whispering to each other during that awkward dance.

The 45th President of The United States, Donald Trump, stood centre stage at the Liberty inaugural ball.

His wife, Melania, posing in perfect elegance, stood beside him.

“And now, The President of the United States and the First Lady will take their first dance,” the announcer boomed.

The stage lights turned red, an unknown man in the corner began to sing.

“And now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain…” 

Viewers watched as the pair held a conversation during one of the very rare moments where neither of them were required to publicly speak.

Their words were impossible to decipher, but we have a few bets as to what was being said.

Look, we're not exactly sure that's how it all went down, but judging from what we've seen the last few days it can't be far off.