Accio ball! Meet Remus, the clever Dachshund pup who performs tricks to Harry Potter spells.

We think we’ve just found the smartest doggo on the internet.

Big call, we know, but hear us out.

Remus is a one-year-old Dachshund dog whose dedicated mum, Anna Brisbin, has taught him how to perform tricks using Harry Potter spells.

Now, keep in mind that dogs weren’t allowed at Hogwarts, but we’re 100 per cent sure Dumbledore would have made an exception for this talented pup.

 

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the wand chooses the puppy. it’s not always clear why. ✨ (????: @jameschatstv)

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He jumps when you say “Wingardium Leviosa”.

He fetches the ball when you say “Accio Ball”.

He goes to the bathroom when you say “Aguamenti”.

AND he plays dead when you cast the killing curse – Avada Kedavra.

Not to mention the fact that Remus does this all while wearing a Hogwarts uniform and yep, this is almost too much.

In the words of Professor Minerva McGonagall, a gagillion and one points to Gryffindor.

Watch the most talented puppy in the world perform his tricks right here.

Sharing the video on Youtube, Instagram and Twitter, Anna says she’s been teaching Remus Harry Potter tricks since he was a two-month-old puppy, making him the most well-trained one-year-old we know.

Since posting the video on January 5, the two and a half minute clip has amassed over 184,000 views and it’s quickly rising.

Naturally, people are making Harry Potter puns in the comments, because what else would you do? These are the ones that would make Hermione Granger proud.

Gryffindog!!!!

— tiffy (@ngtiffy) January 8, 2019

But more importantly, when the dog poops do they make it disappear or use the modern muggle mechanism of doggy bags and outside trash cans

— Nicolas (@duckingmadness) January 8, 2019

Actually you said Avada Kedavra and the dog did not die so it’s the dog who lifes????❤️

— Potterhead4life (@Potterhead4lif3) January 8, 2019

???? I’m BEYOOOOND stupefied ???????????????????? I wish I had the patience!!!

— Alexandra Arrieta (@lexiearrieta) January 8, 2019

Merlin’s beard

— Anna Brisbin ❄️ (@BrizzyVoices) January 8, 2019

You’re my hero, may I send my standard poodle Bellatrix to you for some schooling? #Gryffindor #Slytherin

— Red Neck Biker ⁠ ™ (@RedNeckBiker109) January 8, 2019

Pretty heartless killing a puppy I must say…

— Brendan (@Brendan19411369) January 8, 2019

10 points to Gryffin-paw! https://t.co/1a8u50zuTq

— Pottermore (@pottermore) January 8, 2019

What about to Huffle-pup? pic.twitter.com/ukMmsIQCR8

— Millie (@milliemillinga1) January 8, 2019

Would you teach your dog tricks to Harry Potter spells? Or have you dressed your pets up in Harry Potter pet clothing? Tell us in a comment below.