It’s 2017 and jeans don’t know who they are anymore. They’ve jumped the shark and seem to be going through an identity crisis.
For years jeans were happy just to be themselves – sure occasionally their legs would get a little tighter, their waists are little lower – but mostly, jeans knew who they were and what they were here for.
But now – like a man in his 50s who’s recently been through a divorce – jeans are experiencing a little mid-life crisis. They’ve bought a motorbike and their new look is seriously embarrassing their kids.
The latest victim of the denim identity crisis is this pair of ‘detachable cut-out front’ jeans from US retailer Opening Ceremony – which will set you back $600 AUD.
