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I am afraid that most of what I consume is making me dumber.
Last night I spent three and a half minutes watching a woman decorate a cake with a tennis racquet. She was holding it over the cake, using it as a stencil. I kept watching because I was curious how it would turn out. I needed to understand her vision. She used four different spray paint cans (were they edible? What flavour?) and the more she added the less I understood where this was going. What was she painting? I wondered. What was the point? How many minutes, of my finite minutes, would I afford this stranger who had done nothing to deserve any of them?
Finally, she lifted the tennis racquet off the cake.
It was ruined.
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The stencil hadn't worked. Of course it hadn't. The cake was just brown, dripping in what was probably poisonous, pollutant spray paint.
I felt very angry that there had clearly never even been a vision, so then I had to read all the comments, where people shared their frustration that their time had been wasted. That's why they'd spent another thirty seconds leaving a comment. And maybe a few more minutes engaging with other comments. Because they were so indignant. That their time had been wasted.