BY BERN MORLEY
So the kids have finally gone back to school and by now, class has well and truly settled in.
The stationery has been secured, the uniforms labelled and the books covered in contact (and probably never to be spoken about EVER again). The children are settled into their new routine for another year, no longer over excited that one of their best friends forever is in their class and that they have their pen licence.
In fact, it’s around about now that you start to resent the long trip into school in horrendous traffic to drop your child not more than a kilometre from your front door. It is also around now that innovative school lunch ideas are already becoming thin on the ground. It’s fair to say you are starting to fondly fantasise about the recent school holidays with no agenda and zero homework.
It’s not just school that starts back up though is it? It’s the after school activities as well. The drama class, the soccer, karate, gymnastics, French – it’s all back in full swing and if you aren’t prepared for the onslaught of this logistical nightmare, heaven help you.
Maybe, like me, this is the year you’ve put your hand up for canteen duty. I’ve avoided this, my word have I avoided this, but with a day off each month from work this year, I have promised my youngest son I’d be there. He is ecstatic. More so because in his tiny mind he thinks this equals endless free chocolate muffins. He’s probably right.