If you’re clumsy, then you know all too well the pain and embarrassment that come from spilling, dropping, falling, or accidentally hurting yourself. It might be funny at first, but it quickly turns into a difficult way to get through life. Here are 15 things clumsy people struggle with every day.
1. Trying not to bump into things.
You’re the person who manages to bang into stuff, knock it over and end up owing more than you could ever afford to pay. This is why you won’t set foot in a store full of fragile and expensive items.
2. The fear of falling every time you wear heels.
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You want to be able to wear cute sky-high shoes too– but sometimes the cost is just too great! Why wear shoes that you know you’ll fall in.
3. You aren’t allowed to eat in the car.
You’re just a little bit messy and things tend to get spilled all over the seats, especially if they are new or have just been cleaned. Therefore; no eating anything in the car.
4. You can’t wear anything white
That is just a disaster waiting to happen. You KNOW you’ll get it dirty, so you avoid that by wearing other colors, preferably dark ones that hide stains.
5. You drop your phone at least once a day.
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Phone companies love how much money they are making off of your inherent clumsiness and the frailty of an iPhone. Maybe you should get a flip phone instead?
6. You’ve fallen down the stairs… but you’ve also fallen up the stairs too.
It happens, ok? This is why I love Jennifer Lawrence so much.
7. You break everything you touch.
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