Whether you call it divorce, or you prefer Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous ‘conscious uncoupling’, the decade-long marriage of Gwyneth and Chris Martin is over.
We’ve had that news more than 24 hours, which means we’ve naturally starting wondering about the post-split logistics. Where will they live, how will they split their time with Apple, 9, and Moses, 7? Who gets to keep Beyonce and Jay-Z?
We’ve just come across photographs from inside the Malibu mansion which Gwyneth and Chris just bought for a cool $14 million. TMZ and other gossip sites are reporting that this is where Chris will live when he’s in America. It’s where he’ll jam with his bandmates, play long mournful piano solos, and tuck into a tub of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream while he listens to his own first album.
You might want to quietly sing along to the Coldplay lyrics “When you try your best, but you don’t succeed” while you flick through these sweet bachelor pad photos.
Here’s his new entertaining area, with a view he can write songs about and sofas for rock star mates to crash on…