What kind of parents would name their daughter this?

A Florida woman’s mugshot has gone viral, because she has the greatest nonsensical name in the history of all names given to all babies.

Meet Cherries Waffles Tennis:

Cherries Waffles (or is it Ms Tennis?), 19, was arrested for allegedly trying to buy a GoPro camera with a stolen credit card.

But her crime feels like a minor detail. Well, anything a person called Cherries Waffles Tennis does is going to feel like a minor detail.

We tried to decipher how her parents might have come up with such a fancy name 19 years ago, and we think we may have cracked the complex formula:

FRUIT + DESSERT + SPORT = AWESOME NAME

We put the formula to the test in the Mamamia office. We will be legally changing our names within days:

Jamila: Kiwis Puddings Tennis

Kate S: Nectarines Ice Creams Swimming

Lucy O: Lychees Muffins Netball

Alissa: Watermelons Gelato Ocean Swimming

Lucy G: Bananas Pannacottas Minky

Grace: Mangoes Tiramisu Lacross

Mia: Plums Triffles Running

Sarah: Peaches Cheesecakes Hockey

Caitlin: Apples Mars Bar Slices Gymnastics

Matilda: Strawberries Sticky Date Puddings Hurdles

Avi: Passion Fruits Rice Puddings Kayaking

Valentina: Pears Creme Brulees Soccer

Kahla: Pineapples Lemon Meringue Pies Basketball

Nicky: Oranges Brownies Water Polo

Alyx: Durians Chia Puddings Curling

Kate L: Rambutans Crumbles Tai Kwon Do

Rosie: Tomatoes Jellies TV-Watching

So, follow the formula and tell us your new name. DO IT NOW.

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