Listen to this story being read by Charlotte Begg, here.
Blondes have more fun, right? Maybe not anymore.
I've wanted to be blonde for as long as I can remember. My mum and sister are blonde, the coolest girls in school were blonde, and all the big celebrities I grew up loving? Blonde, blonde, blonde.
I'm naturally brunette - the not-so-interesting chocolatey shade that I always found a little... dull.
After testing the waters with box dye, I started getting my hair professionally bleached at 15 and I've been an on-and-off bright blonde ever since.
And for a long time, I loved it - feeling like I was a part of a select group that could pull off the high maintenance hair colour, each time I got it dyed I would push it even further, trying to reach the lightest shade possible without ruining my hair.
(Spoiler: Ruin it I did.)