Britney Spears has not had a good day.

In fact, in her own words, Britney Spears has a real shitty day, y’all.

She’s broken up with her lyin’, cheatin’, no-good boyfriend, David Lucado. Which is great. We want the best for Britney – her delicate heart is made of glitter and pleather, and she deserves better.

But wait till you hear how Britney found out her man was cheating on her. It’s, ah, not exactly conventional.

Britney’s dad — who legally runs her life, remember — was apparently sent video footage of David Lucado dancing and making out with a woman who was not Britney Jean Spears. He bought that incriminating video, presumably to stop it going viral, and showed it to his daughter himself.

David Lucado’s “people” have said: “David is very, very in love with Britney. This is unfortunate and he hopes it all works out.”

Britney released this concise statement, which suggests that it did not all work out.

She also, bless her sweet darling cowboy boots, posted this little video on Instagram about her solution for a “shitty, shitty day.”

Oh, Brits.

Sweet, sweet Brits.