
Move over recession because the 'get your ex back economy' is in full throttle. Breakup rehabilitation experts are posting tutorials, creating courses and engaging in mentoring sessions to help people get back together with their exes — And they're making bank from it.
Benny Lichtenwalner known as @coachbennydating on TikTok has gained over 288k followers doing just that. He calls himself a breakup coach and posts snippets of advice mainly for people looking to get back together with their ex.
Besides the videos he posts, he's developed a complete business by coaching people where he offers different tiers of 1:1 services, charging between $500-$742.
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It begs the question, how much are you willing to pay someone to help you get back into a relationship with an ex-partner? OR, (because I love chaos)… How much is your previous relationship worth?
I personally think that the cost you should pay to get back with your ex should be solely dependent on the way you broke up. Here is my foolproof guide to help you out.
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If you drifted apart.
Cost: $100.
The $100 is purely so you can get a solid answer — what you do after that is between your clearly anxious-avoidant ex.
If they ghosted you.
Cost: Minus $500 plus emotional damage tax.
Track them down by yourself and then send them a request to transfer you $500, it’s the least they could do.
If you ended on good terms and are still friends.
Cost: $200.
Look, I said what I said. I clearly need to bring this article to my next therapy appointment.
If they cheated on you.
Cost: $0.
You DO NOT want this person back. You might feel inclined to pay a little something just to hear a reason, but from experience, not knowing is always better… get outta here.