1. Um. It seems Brad Pitt is dating someone new and it’s not… you.
The very slim, very far-fetched chance a regular person like you or I might end up with Brad Pitt has been rudely snatched away from us.
Pitt, who split from his wife of two years Angelina Jolie in 2016, is officially off the market having reportedly partnered up with another of Hollywood’s elite.
Charlize Theron.
What an almost… offensively attractive couple, right?
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