
Last year I attended a grand total of six weddings (that’s right, SIX).
And while each one was completely beautiful and lovely and magical, there was one part that I grew to dread – the special hell that is the bouquet toss.
Now, don’t get me wrong – I know it’s the bride’s big day and that for some, catching the bouquet is a treasured tradition.
I’m sure it’s all fun and games for a lot of girls and women. YouTube tells me there are many, many women who will literally fight to the death (or at least to ripped dress and bared teeth) to win, so there must be a lot of people out there who are Team Bouquet Toss.
But if you are attending a wedding with your very long-term partner who you are not yet engaged to, the bouquet toss is worse than being forced to chug orange juice after brushing your teeth.
It’s worse than sitting through a High School Musical marathon. It’s even worse than having to awkwardly dance with your partner during Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).
That’s why I did a little happy dance when I saw this image which was recently posted on Reddit:
