Won’t someone think of the children?
It’s the highest-rating TV show of the year, and is all about launching a new pop star off into the world of shopping centre appearances, football-final bearpits and carol-concert medleys.
But last night, as Ellie Drennan set off the glitter bomb and proved once and for all that her coach Jessie J IS the competition’s Alpha Female, no-one was watching. Because they were busy worrying about how many inches of breast were on show.
Yes. Fashion loves a deep-plunge right now, and Delta, Jessie and Sonia are nothing if not fashionable. Take a look: