
There’s a mythological Cosmopolitan sex tip, which goes something along the lines of: ‘Tie a piece of ribbon in a bow around your partner’s penis and then use you teeth to unwrap it like a present.’
We can only assume the ‘sexpert’ who came up with it gave up their career in women’s magazines for one in women’s fashion and is probably solely responsible for the sartorial abomination that is the ‘Body Bow’.
The ASOS offering appears to be some sort of Chrissy present-lingerie hybrid, which has home shoppers ‘WTF’-ing all over their social media feeds.
Basically, it looks like this:
