'I tried 3 top-selling vibrators and there was one clear winner.'

When it comes to self-pleasure, the market is saturated with options promising to deliver earth-shattering results. But which toys actually live up to the hype?

In the name of thorough journalism, I dedicated myself to testing three of the top-selling and talked-about vibrators on the market.

I put these three pleasure tools through their paces to determine which one truly deserves the top spot in your bedside drawer. The stand-out was not the one I expected to come out on top.

And yes, full disclosure: this involved multiple orgasms in the name of research. You're welcome.

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Lovehoney Classic Wand 2.0 Extra Powerful Multispeed Massage Vibrator, $99.95.

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My first thought when unboxing this behemoth was "Oh my god, it's HUGE" quickly followed by "Where exactly do you put that?" Then I had a flashback to that iconic Sex and the City scene where Samantha tries to return her "neck massager" and the penny dropped — this isn't for internal use, it's a clitoral massager! Phew…

The wand boasts 12 powerful speeds and intensity settings, and I'm not ashamed to admit I could only handle up to level 6. This thing means business, people. The soft-touch silicone head feels pleasantly spongy against your skin, though I did have momentary hygiene concerns about cleaning such a porous material. A quick Google search reassured me that you can indeed wash the head — just ensure it dries thoroughly afterwards.

It'll never run out of battery (being mains powered), but this also means it's not exactly portable so don't plan on taking it camping!

Best for:

People who crave seriously strong clitoral stimulation and don't mind sacrificing portability for power.

Womanizer Vibe Green Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator, $210.

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The moment I unwrapped this sleek toy in its on-trend sage green colour, I was impressed by the sophisticated design. This lay-on clitoral vibrator offers 10 intensity levels and three "Autopilot" modes to help find your perfect rhythm.

Being fully waterproof earned major points – hello, shower fun! – and the 90-minute run time proves more than sufficient for even the most leisurely sessions.

Perhaps its most considerate feature is how whisper-quiet it operates. You could use this with housemates in the next room and they'd be none the wiser.

I experimented with two positions: as a lay-on toy (essentially humping it) and with a partner while lying down. Climax definitely came quicker with partner involvement, but there's something to be said for the lazy luxury of letting the toy do all the work.

Best for:

Those who prioritise waterproof fun, appreciate discretion, and enjoy clitoral stimulation from being "on top." They are also excellent for partner play.

Lovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator, $94.95.

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My immediate reaction: how adorably deceptive this tiny, heart-shaped wonder is! Don't let its cute exterior fool you — this small-but-mighty suction stimulator delivers serious pleasure. With 10 intensity levels to explore, it uses air pulse technology to mimic oral sex through gentle pressure waves and fluttering "kisses" directly on your clitoris.

I am privy to this style of vibrator as my preferred self-pleasure mode of choice, but this was better than my (now former) favourite!

Let me be blunt, this device delivers the best oral sex you can get without an actual mouth involved. Of all three toys tested, this one provided the strongest and quickest orgasm – we're talking approximately three minutes from start to finish. That efficiency alone has secured its place as the premium resident in my bedside drawer's high rotation section.

The most surprising part? Despite being the smallest, it outperformed its heavy hitting competitors in every way that matters. Proof that bigger doesn't always mean better when it comes to pleasure.

Best for:

Oral sex enthusiasts and time-poor people looking for efficient, reliable orgasms. The adjustable settings also allow for longer, more drawn-out sessions if that's your preference.

The verdict.

While all three vibrators have their merits, the Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator is the undisputed champion of this pleasure Olympics. For me, it delivered the most consistent and powerful results in the shortest amount of time.

If you're new to sex toys or looking to add something truly effective to your collection, this heart-shaped wonder deserves your attention. Though if you prefer the sensation of broader clitoral stimulation or enjoy the versatility, the Womanizer is certainly worth consideration.

As for the wand? It's a classic for a reason and perfect for those who need serious power, but perhaps not the most practical for everyday use unless you're consistently near a power outlet.

What's your favourite vibrator style? Are you team suction, team wand, or something else entirely?

Note: The author received no compensation for these reviews.

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