
It's not easy, finding the perfect pair of jeans.
I have struggled with this plight for most of my adult life, navigating changing leg lengths, waist heights, silhouettes and washes.
I have cycled jeans in and out of my wardrobe. I've relegated pairs to the back of my drawers, gathering dust in some kind of sad denim purgatory.
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I've mercilessly thrown out my once-loved jeans, mocking them for their whiskers or the cuffed hems I never got tailored.
"Why did I ever buy those?" I've asked myself time and time again, thinking about the thousands of dollars I've wasted in the process.
We can never truly rest. There is always a new style around the corner, waiting to make us feel less-than in our jeans. I should know — I've tried them all.
I'm forever searching for the perfect blue jeans. Images: Supplied.