

What if I told you, I could give you the secret to getting your baby to sleep, and keep them asleep?
What would you do for that kind of information?
I know there have been many, many times that I’ve considered all manner of financial sacrifices to find out.
As a new mum, you would have 100 cockroaches crawl all over you if it meant getting your little one to sleep without a World War III level tantrum. As a new mum, you would eat elephant number twos if it meant just one more hour of sleep for yourself.
I know. I’ve been there in those desperate, sleep-deprived moments. For the past five months, my daily goal is to get my daughter to sleep. Everything I do throughout each and every day is to get her to fall asleep at 7pm and stay asleep until after the sun has risen.
I’ve used many tricks. At 5am, I’ve bribed her with the promise of extra morning cuddles if she just gives me a couple of more hours. I’ve made up a song which lists all the benefits of going to sleep, including the fact that she will dream of rainbows and ponies. I may have even promised to buy her a pony at one ungodly hour. I’ve told her that if she lets me have a solid sleep, I will be a better mummy in the morning.
