My Euro mother is my best friend, confidant and worst enemy all rolled into one.
A lady with big hair and personality just as large, who lives by the motto of ‘I know everyfink, you know nuffink”.
She is the matriarchal woman who rules the roost and the household she controls, cleans and caters for. I’m pretty sure, I’ve described every old school, European migrant mother out there and if you have one of these in your own dysfunctional yet somewhat operational family then beware because the end is near.
In time, when it is your turn to push out your own watermelon out of your tiny lemon… not only will the stork bless you with a bundle of joy but the arrival will also symbolise the beginning of the end… Your about to be imprinted on Twilight style (not by a hottie called Jacob either but by your own mother).
Growing up, my Euro mother had quite a few quirky and unconventional beliefs when it came to raising children.
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She would always make sure that we had naked time once a day as she believed that circulation and ventilation was important for our ‘bits and bobs’. Apparently, this would improve fertility and ensure that our ovaries would be operational for future use.