'My greatest skill is telling people what beauty product they’d be. Here's what I'd say about the Mamamia team.'

From quizzes that reveal which Hogwarts House you’d be in, to multiple choice questions that will tell you if you’re a Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha or a Miranda, the internet is full of opportunities for those looking to better understand themselves through the enlightening lens of pop culture. 

But anyone can read a couple of chapters of Harry Potter or watch half a season of Sex and the City and tell you that you’re clearly a Ravenclaw Miranda (with Samantha-rising). These tests are too limiting. To say we could all be one of five characters is to tell us that no one is special, and I know you’re more complicated than that. 

So, if you’re the ‘Carrie living in a Mr. Big World’ that I know you are, you’ll respect me when I tell you I have a gift.

I can tell you what beauty product you are with more nuance, and possibly more science, than an astrology chart. And I’m using the Mamamia team to prove it, because they get it. 

Mia Freedman, Co-Founder: Neon eyeshadow palette.

If the idea of the ‘bright side’ was a human being, it’d be Mia. So it makes perfect sense that she’d be the fluorescent pop that brings your whole beauty look together. 

Whether it's as part of a complicated routine with lots of moving parts and a huge amount of teamwork, or standing out on her own as one bright statement colour, Mia is bold and joyful every day. She challenges the mundane and shows us how to be daring and brave as our fearless leader. 

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Lize Ratliff, Head of Podcasts: Lip conditioner.

Lizey is always there precisely when you need it. Even in times when you didn’t know you needed her, you’ll turn around to find she was there the whole time, ready to offer support. 

She knows her stuff and is as reliable as they come. Lize won’t sugarcoat the truth when you need to hear it and that’s what makes her a great friend, colleague and mentor. You take her guidance for granted but knowing her makes you a better person. Which is precisely why Lizey is a Blistex Lip Conditioner. 

Blistex Lip Conditioner not only has broad spectrum high sun protection and is SPF 30, but its highly concentrated, moisturising formula contains grape seed oil that helps relieve and prevent dry and chapped lips. Enriched with cocoa butter and vitamin E, it’s a product that’s designed to give your lips a little hydrating boost you can count on. Just like Lizey.

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Holly Wainwright, Head of Content: A bold lip.

This one was easy, and not just because Holly rocks a bold lip regularly, but because she is the perfect and impossible combination of fun and reliable. She works hard, but knows how to keep things bright and isn’t afraid to make a statement. 

Holly is unapologetic; a straight shooter – just like a bold lip. From early mornings and long commutes to hard work, coffees, meetings, and snacks, then even more coffee and hard work, a great bold lip and Holly don't just have staying power, they have oomph. 

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Jessie Stephens, Executive Editor: Mascara.

A strong mascara is the secret weapon of any beauty arsenal. And just like a brilliant lash and volumising magical mascara wand, Jessie Stephens is an essential part of the routine. We all know you can spend hours applying an intricate makeup look, but it isn’t until that final step when you apply mascara that everything feels complete. 

Just like mascara helps your eyes frame the face, Jessie always knows how to brighten up the bigger picture. Her boundless creativity and sharp wit helps all of us see complexities through a fresh lens. Jessie draws attention, but it's not on purpose. When you are really good at what you do, without fuss or fanfare, people realise just how integral you are to the bigger picture. That’s Jessie.

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Melody Teh, Editor of Mamamia: Foundation.

A good foundation is the basis of anything strong – from a home to a beauty look. Melody is the glue that holds so many in the team together, and although a lot of her work is making everyone else look good, she rarely gets the credit, just like foundation. 

Sure, a glowing highlighter or dazzling bronzer might capture your eye first, or a good concealer might make you look rested and youthful, but none of that would shine without the flawless base underneath. That’s Melody. Hard working, modest, making us all look better and happy for shinier things to take credit. 

The Blistex Lip Conditioner is specially formulated to nourish, moisturise, and care for your lips all while providing SPF 30 protection. 

Always read the label and follow directions for use. Reapply frequently. Avoid prolonged sun exposure and wear protective clothing, hates and eyewear when exposed to the sun. 

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