
Dear sneakers, we need to have a chat. I've been a loyal fan for years. Through thick and thin, through chunky soles and minimalist designs, I've stood by you… or rather… in you.
But this latest evolution? The 'sneakerina'? I have thoughts.
For those not yet acquainted with 2025's most confusing footwear trend, the 'sneakerina' is exactly what it sounds like — the awkward lovechild of a ballet flat and a sneaker that nobody asked for but somehow everyone is wearing.
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Let's break down this bizarre hybrid: you take the padded rubber sole of your trusty sneakers, slap on the dainty, rounded satin upper of a ballet flat, maybe throw in some ribbon ankle lacing and a bow for good measure, and voilà — you've got yourself a sneakerina.
It's like you couldn't decide whether you wanted to go to the gym or to a garden party, so you just... did both. I'm sorry to be the one to inform you, but you've gone through an identity crisis and emerged as neither fish nor fowl.
A very confused shoe. The sneakerina. Image: VIVAIA