Dear sweet Jesus, The Bachelorette producers better not be setting us up for another Nikki 2.0 situation.
If they are, I swear to peanut butter and all that is holy I will travel to Ten HQ and personally invoice them for the counseling sessions I WILL MOST DEFINITELY REQUIRE if my main man, Matty J, doesn’t win this thing.
Because in Wednesday night’s episode, there was one moment – one definitive, uplifting moment – that made my sister and I softly weep into each other’s arms. A moment that made us turn to each other and whisper “Holy shit, They are in love! Look at the way she looks at him! And the way he looks at her! This is love! And it is forever! And we are dead! Give this dude all of the roses!”.
I’ll give you one guess: it involved a large body of water, and a half-naked Matty J.
This waterborne kiss has convinced me that Matty J is the winner, and after you watch it I’ll tell you why: