Nick Cummins AKA Honey Badger (and his glorious mustache) is officially The Bachelor 2018.
In case you missed it, Honey Badger Bachelor is a former rugby union player with a larrikin sense of humour.
The 30-year-old says things like “if I get a gig, I’m gonna go off like a cut snake” and “the boys were on it like seagulls at a tip” and “sweatin’ like a gypsy with a mortgage, actually”.
He’s basically the male version of Sophie Monk.
The Badger has just spent the last couple of months living in a mansion in the semi-rural NSW suburb of Glenorie, going on day trips to jump out of planes and sit on romantic-looking couches with his bachelorettes.
And thanks to some sneaky pap shots and a lil’ bit of Insta-stalking, we now know who two of the women battlin’ it out for Honey Badger’s heart are.
So, here’s your little cheat sheet to this year’s Bachelor contestants: