The Baby Selfie app is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.
When you have a baby, you’re going to witness a lot of firsts in their life. Like the first time they eat a solid without getting it in their hair. The first time they use the toilet unaided. The first time they speak a word recognised by the English language.
Of course, there’s also the day they nail their first selfie. And now there’s an app to ensure Baby’s First Duckface is as Facebook-worthy as possible.
The app, called 'Baby Selfie', combines a classic baby activity - Peek-a-Boo - with the selfie phenomenon so popular among modern teenagers (and, cough, full-grown adults), which means your baby will be fluent in selfie before they even know what a phone is. Oi.
"Baby Selfie uses custom drawings and fun sounds to grab your baby's attention and surprise them," the app's Google Play description reads.
"We capture your baby's reaction in a unique, unexpected photos that you'll love to share." (Yes, your Facebook friends will love receiving an endless stream of fuzzy, out-of-focus headshots.)
All you have to do then is teach bub how to share their portraits on Instagram with ironic hashtags and pithy captions, and bam! An Internet star is born.
The app, created by Pittsburgh software developer and new dad Matthew Pegula, raises myriad questions. Do apps like these foster dependence on technology? Isn't excessive screen time damaging for babies? Aren't selfies really narcissistic? And so on.