
When I was a teenager, a guy I liked asked me on MSN why I was as wide as a trampoline.
There were a number of logical issues with his question.
- Are trampolines particularly… wide?
- Surely there are better similes.
- I wasn’t… wide.
- I don’t think the point of his question was to actually get an answer.
The point of his question, I assume, was to make me feel weird and bad about my body/myself, which he needn’t have attempted because no 14-year-old girl needs help in that department.
