At this point, it really does seem ridiculous to feel any kind of shock or confusion about the spectacle that is the Trump administration, but just when you think you’re getting comfortable and feeling truly numb inside, Anthony Scaramucci arrives at the White House.
“I’m not trying to suck my own c*ck,” the newly appointed White House Communications Director reassured the New Yorker‘s Nick Lizza during an on-the-record conversation on Thursday night. Well, that’s a relief.
“The Mooch showed up a week ago. This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, okay?” he continued. He is The Mooch, by the way, he’s talking about himself in the third person.
