Ohhhhhhhh my holy banana christ bubble.
If you watched Married At First Sight, that sentence will probably even make sense to you because WHAT IN THE FRUIT JUST HAPPENED?
This is a nonsensical faux marriage reality TV wasteland.
Anthony just… completely flipped. Just on, you know, absolutely everything he said in his vow renewal ceremony. He left our gossip queen, Nadia, in an Anthonyesque way.
In Nadia’s own words: “As soon as the cameras stopped rolling he dropped me like a hot cake.”
Obviously, social media went into bloody meltdown because HOW FREAKIN’ DARE YOU ANTHONY. HOW DARE YOU.
Ahem.
Here’s what went down on Twitter and in the minds and hearts of Married‘s most loyal fans.
And here’s what everyone thought when Nadia had an almighty feminist awakening and said exactly what we’ve all been thinking since about two minutes into Episode One.
In other news, I’m not sure if I’ll emotionally make it through tomorrow night’s episode.
I need to lie down and read a book… or watch some Gilmore Girls… or something.
What were your thoughts on tonight’s Married At First Sight episode?
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