Wait, what did he just say?
No, your ears and eyes have not deceived you.
If you’ve been forced to sit through a cartoon lately, or if you’ve found yourself overcome by nostalgia and a desire to watch your favourite Disney films of the past, you may have noticed something…
It’s probably not something you noticed as a kid, and that’s probably not a bad thing. Kids movies are full of adult jokes. Smutty, dark and everything in between. Perhaps the creators are trying their best to get you through the 467th film about cartoon aliens and their human friends you’ve seen this year.
The NSFK (not safe for kids) gags are in almost every kids flick, but these are a few of the best.
1. Shrek.
Penis jokes.
When Shrek and Donkey first arrive at Lord Farquad’s castle, they stand at the foot of the castle walls.
It’s an impressive structure. “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?” quips everyone’s favourite ogre.
Donkey doesn’t get it. Thankfully your kids probably didn’t either.
2. 101 Dalmations.