Goodbye, Offspring. We loved you so.
SPOILER ALERT – EVERYONE WHO HAS NOT YET WATCHED THE SEASON 5 FINALE OF OFFSPRING. Look away now.
Whether it’s just ta-ta for now, or a forever-farewell (and despite Channel Ten’s avoidance on the matter, we have to say, it kind of felt like the latter), we’re really going to miss the Proudmans and their many muddled dramas.
Which other show is as emotionally satisfying as Offspring? Which other show can swing between tragedy and comedy with such ease? Which other show celebrates unconventional families with such joy? And which other show has consistently provided employment opportunities for incredibly attractive men?
And tonight, yes, we shed a little tear as we finished up Season 5. But it was kind of a perfect send-off, and here’s why.
1. Ovary-tweaking babies.
In lots of TV dramas, when the central character has a child, that child is always asleep upstairs. Babies are messy on TV, and don't contribute to snappy dialogue. But we love how Nina's become a mum, and how Asher Keddie has played her. Tonight, the beautiful Zoe stole the show. Clapping and singing and going all doe-eyed over both her brilliant auntie and her dead dad, we're going to miss the cutest kid on TV. And yes, her wardrobe. And as for all those newborns. Swoon.