Whenever my kids see a face-painting stall at a fete or event they beg to line up, even the too-school-for-school nine-year-old. But I kinda thought it was something you grew out of by adulthood. I was SO wrong. It turns out getting your pregnant belly decorated it a thing. A very entertaining thing. Here are my 20 favourites:
Looks like this womb needs a stronger wifi signal …
Some babies are the cat’s meow. Others are more the cat’s …
Somebody’s a little too eager to get out …
Nine months twiddling its thumbs … I kinda get the lone wolf imagery …
Why sex with a video game is never a good idea …
Somebody bring the oxytocin before this one melts …