Consider this the greatest gift Titanic fan fiction has given us.
Titanic. It’s the 1997 James Cameron blockbuster that raked in $1.843 billion worldwide and gave us one of Hollywood’s most famous love stories.
And it was lies. ALL LIES.
According to people with too much time on their hands Titanic enthusiasts on Reddit, Jack Dawson (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) was actually a time traveller sent back in time to 1912 (or forward; he’d be able to do either if he was a legitimate time traveller, duh) to ensure that the Titanic definitely met it’s iceberg-y fate.
Are you processing this? The chemistry (and not to mention that steamy car romp) he shared with Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) was all a front – he was just doing it to ensure that the Titanic went down. What a jerk.
Before you dismiss this theory as the ramblings of lunatics, there’s evidence. And surprisingly, it does a good job of presenting Mr Jack Dawson as the time traversing scumbag that he really is.
1. Jack stops Rose from falling to her death.
Remember how Jack prevents Rose from jumping overboard? Apparently it wasn’t because he didn’t want her to die (ha ha ha, what a silly conclusion to draw), it’s because he knew that if she had jumped, they would’ve stopped the boat to try to save her, thus, throwing the Titanic off its course and probably allowing it to dodge the perilous iceberg. And you thought he was hanging out with her because he actually liked her.
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